Category: Satire
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Two Scoops Of What?!
One day little James bopped into Random Politician school. He saw that everyone was eating a chocolate sundae with whipped cream and sprinkles. He immediately started slapping the cold treats out of their unsuspecting hands. Running like a ninja on 50 Red bulls; he twirled and twisted though the students leaving a sea of ice…
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Carrot Cake Wins Vegetable Contest
Reporter: Why did you enter this contest? Mr. Baker: Do you mean, Why did I enter a veggie into a veggie contest?! Reporter: …. Mr. Baker : Well, I grew up a baker. I did things bakers do, you know like use fondant ,flour, eggs and sugar and such. An occasional croissant or lemon square.…